Scrumboli

An Italian sandwich made of mashed leftovers/scrumbles.

Phil: What are we having for dinner?
Clyde: A scrumboli.
Phil: Must we use all of our scrumbles to just make it?

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Deserves A Third String Solo

When one who is inexperienced and/or not completely fit for the task at hand is given a chance to try it without assistance from a more experienced person, they are being given their deserved third string solo.

Phil: I'll be away Friday, so the intern will have to finish the project proposal.

Clyde: But he's only an intern! Shouldn't George help him with it?

Phil: Oh, relax, he deserves a third string solo.

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Dude

A carpenter or other professional hired to help with home improvement or appliance fixing.

Phil: Oh man, our shower isn't working!
Clyde: OK, I'll call a dude to fix it tomorrow.

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Wordge

A typo that is made so often by so many people that it replaces the word it is a typo of.

PWNED is a wordge. People just don't say "owned" anymore.

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Euh

The vowel used to pronounce lone consadants like M (euhmmmmm), N (euhnnnnn), and L (euhlllll). The symbol for an "Euh" is a sideways lowercase e.

Euhlllll

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Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

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Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.

I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.

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