MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

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Foff

(verb) Foffing is when you drag an application out of you dock on a Mac. The word "foff" derived from the sound made during foffing. Foff is sometimes misspelled "phoph" and "phoff," and sometimes mispronounced "Foof."

I had a lot of apps in my dock, so I foffed them.

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Doot

A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

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Filanky

A chaotic situation.

Clyde, you were the one that spilled the glass and started this whole filanky!

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Pishwang

A sudden inconvenience.

I'd keep you for detention, but I wouldn't want to put a pishwang like that in your afternoon.

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Victoryful

1. Of accomplishing great victory
2. Adj. describing one with a cutie mark of the victory statue.

Teacher: And this one represents victory.
Scootaloo: Woah! How cool would it be to have that as a cutie mark?
Applebloom: Yeah, if you were actually victoryful at something.

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