Schmerz

Schmerz is the most dangerous alcoholic punch known to man. It is both delicious and dangerous. The word Schmerz means "Pain" in German, and accordingly, schmerz may leave its drinker feeling many regrets for the decisions previously made.

Schmerz is made by mixing the following
2 liters of Sunny D
2 liters of fruit punch

6 cans of red bull
one bottle of Cook's champagne

750 ml of Everclear

I don't remember last night at all. I drank like three cups of the schmerz and blacked out.

Token Olam

A Jewish person who willingly acts as a token Jew in order to endear themselves to anti-semites in the Boycott Israel movement (aka BDS). They are tokens because the vast majority of Jewish people view the BDS movement as anti-Semitic. Token Olam is a play on “Tikkun Olam,” or “Heal the world” because Token Olams view themselves as more enlightened or peacemakers. They will often remain silent and stand shoulder to shoulder with anti-semites spewing hate. They will sympathize with terrorism committed by HAMAS, and they will victim blame when Jews are attacked. Another term for a Token Olam is “AsaJew” because they are known to say “as a Jew, I support the BDS movement.” Token Olams will often be seen at Jewish Voice for Peace, If Not Now, or Students for Justice in Palestine events.

“Honestly it disgusts me how much Judaism is centered around Israel.”
“Oh wow. I didn’t know you were a Token Olam.”

obama hit

When you are smoking weed and hold the smoke in so long that all of it gets absorbed into your lungs, like how Obama used to do in college.

James held the smoke in his lungs for a full 40 seconds! That's a real obama hit!

Jewmes Bond

The jewish version of James Bond.

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"

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White-Collar Slave

A college-educated twenty-something that has an unpaid internship and is working for free. They are usually supported financially by their parents and believe that their current sacrifices will lead to a paying job in the future, but they will not. Usually these jobs consist of going on coffee runs, making facebook and twitter posts, and accomplishing nothing over a 10-hour workday. Unpaid female interns are often an easy form of sexual release for their male superiors, especially in political campaigns.

"Did you hear Jenna got an internship at the capitol? I'm so proud of her."

"It's an unpaid internship. Don't be proud of her. She is a white-collar slave. She's also probably banging the congressman too."

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Draymond Green

A sex move in which one partner violently kicks or punches the other in their genitals, then pretends it was an accident. Named after the NBA player Draymond Green due to his tendency to strike opposing players in their genitals and pretend that it was an accident.

"Yesterday I caught Ben looking at another girl's boobs so I gave him a Draymond Green when we were having sex last night. He totally deserved it."

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Fanny Dash

To convince somebody to reneg on a promise that they made, in similar nature to the way the character Fanny Dashwood convinced her husband John to renege on his deathbed promise to his father that he would take care of his half-sisters and their mother in the Jane Austen novel, Sense and Sensibility.

When Mary convinced her boyfriend, Dave, that he couldn't fulfill his promise to attend his friend Nick's bachelor party, she fanny dashed nick.