michigan

1. A northern state of the U.S.
2. Pot-hole country.
3. Could be the only state where seeing trailer trash isn't a repulsive sight to most.
4. A state where a lot of people have mucus in their throats do to "dampness in the air"(?)
5. No real fun is had here. When you consider that it's the home of Detriot (arm-pit of this nation), What can a person expect?
6. One state where the generalizing phrase "People are stupid" is said so much it becomes commonplace. Often the people who says that are talking about themselves. At least one would hope so, for honesty's sake.

1. Similar to Maine.
2. "I just ran through four pot-hole driving down Beech Daly...better check for a flat when I get home..."
3. "Bill and Keith have bad teeth and stink, but they know how to have a good time."
4. "*cough cough cough ahem cough ahem AHEM cough cough*"... all year 'round.
5. A party themed around a has-been like Bon Jovi is considered a blast around here.
6. "Look at his method of doing his job. God, people are stupid." The speaker goes off to have a cigarette.

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heaven

1. A place that God suppoedly descended from.
2. Somewhere on Earth that caters to many of your interests and can be a massively fun place to be.

1) An invisible place in the sky.

3) "Aw dude, that place has topless women, a load of arcade games, a whole slew of mix drinks, and every hour is happy hour. 'Tis Heaven, my friend."

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GFF

Gamingforce Interactive Forums. An elitest hellhole of a forum where the regulars flame newbies every day, the elitests themselves decide when you are finally "cool" after acquiring a "reputation" of said coolness. This only occurs after a lengthy period of time has passed (Years). Owned by an extremely ugly looking asian man.

(Newcomer who just registered): "This seems like a nice video game forum. I think I'll make my intro thread."

After making intro thread...ten replies have been made, the latest one being an elitest like a lurker, Sassafrass, others...

Elitest reply: "Hey newbie, you like video gams and anime, huh? FUCK OFF THEN!!"

Upon reading that, the newcomer never sets foot in GFF ever again.

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7th heaven

Old show that is still in rotation on TV. It's a show that is created by Aaron Spelling, who thought it would be a good idea to make a show that tells people what kind of lifestyle to live: A very sheltered one. The father is a minister who has a drunk sister who attacked his kids. How, he could be a father and disown that bitch and not let her in the house, but he had to do the "christian" thing and forgive her. Of course, the kid whom she attacked forgave her as well, when anyone with common sense knows that in reality, the kid would be traumatized for living by being vicoiusly attacked by his own aunt.

A product of Aaron Spelling's decaying brain.

This is just one of the many examples of the blatent fakeness and stupidity that this show is saturated with. But, hey, I guess stupidity under a vale of morality is appealing to some people.

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amazon

1. South American jungles.
2. A well-known site that delivers music, movies, books, and other entertainment goods to your front door.
3. A large and/or super muscular woman. Basically, all women bodybuilders.

1. "Some bugs in the Amazon down south are downright nasty."
2. "Aww sweet. New Queens of the Stone Age albumk on sale on Amazon.com."
3. "Aww, man. Check out that luscious amazon bitch that just walked by."

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Trailer Park Trash

People who look scuzzy, who have rotted teeth, who drink malt liquor as their preferred beverage of choice, and who could make it in this world if their werent so inclined to be so lazy. They are normally quite bitter about said laziness, and are seemingly oblivious to the fact that it's their own fault.

Imagine someone who is on drugs, who doesn't shower, and says things that would indicate that the person is indeed a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Chris Haviland works for UPS as a dirty janitor who never showers, has a mostashe from the old west days, and says things that never makes sense. Also has a lot of anger over his self-imposed misery.

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asiansexual

A rare sexual dysfunction that cause the sufferer to only go after peoples of a preferred gender from China, Japan, Korea (All three are refered to as the "Big Three", like car companies.), Vietnam, or the Phillipines. Males hailing from the state of California are a majority of sufferers, though anyone from anywhere can have it. The most purplexing thing is that the root cause in still unknown, and scientists aren't really out for the answer, as it's apparently not all that high on their priority lists. However, it is doubtful that one is born being an asiansexual.

To put that in plain, everyday english for the simplest human to understand: Being an asiansexual means, in a nutshell, to only want an asian as a boyfriend/girlfriend/sexual partner exclusively, and to think that people of other ethnic backgrounds just don't quite cut it anymore, if they ever have at all in the first place. To prefer asians, but still like white girls is not being asiansexual. It's when you exlude other peoples in your hunt for the perfect mate.

An epidemic, or just a preference taken too far? Strange, or normal like the blue sky? Racist, or reasonable? I'll leave that for you, the reader, to decide.

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