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agmenisation

(American English: agmenization)

Similar to carcinization, it's the tendency that all bullshit techbro solutions to "fix traffic" (Hyperloop, The Loop, Heathrow pods, TEB, etc) end up evolving into trains and railways if given enough time to develop.

Given enough time, agmenisation will just turn Musk's Loop and Boring Company pipe dream into a subway.

by Mr.Hangover December 14, 2023


Schrödinger's marriage

A same-sex marriage where one of the people involved is transgender. Conservatives will simultaneously claim the marriage isn't legitimate because they oppose gay marriage while also claiming the trans person to be their agab, in which case they should see the marriage as being straight and should not have an issue with it. They will still get angry about it regardless because their opinions don't make sense.

Person A: So your homophobic and transphobic aunt is mad at you for marrying a girl even though she believes you are still a man?

Person B: Yeah, I've got a Schrödinger's marriage situation going on.

by Mr.Hangover July 6, 2023