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When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
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To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.
Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.
A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
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A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
Shut up, bitch! Don't make me twat walk you!
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