Bananamara

Also known as a “Banana Marathon”, where you simply only eat banana products for 37 years straight without dying. May include the likes of smoothies, bread, or better yet, straight up ripe bananas. This is 1,438% safe to do. At least I think so.

“My friend went on a Bananamara once.”
“Woah, that’s strange. And how are they now?”
“It’s been a tough couple years, man. They deserved a better end.”

wackhead

Another word for “fucking idiot” which might catch people off guard if used against them, as they’ve most likely never heard the word before. That’s because I made it up.

Person 1 who is in Elon Musk’s comment section: Haha Elon, you’re so funny! I hope you take us all to mars, also buy my made up crypto coin
Person 2 who isn’t a bootlicker: shut up you wackhead.

I am writing this description with a massive headache and overall crippling sickness, so if the definition is unoriginal and confusing, than I don’t care.

Ocarina Of Time

Let’s be real. Longtime Zelda fans, or Zelda fans who want to fit say this is the greatest Legend Of Zelda game of all time. But this isn’t bloody 1998 anymore, people. Get real. Breath Of The Wild is the best Zelda game. It’s so good, even Stone Cold Steve Austin said it was better. Now you have no argument.

Person 1: Ocarina of time is the best Zelda game.

Person 2: But Stone Cold Steve Austin said Breath Of The Wild is better.

Person 1: Well damn, I guess Breath Of The Wild is better.

Alear

Alear is the main protagonist of the 2023 game, Fire Emblem Engage. The player has the option to make the character either male or female. Set on the continent of Elyos, Alear’s mission is to set out on a journey (This has never been seen before in the history of gaming) and collect the 12 Emblem Rings. Each ring has a character from a different video game in them, from Marth (From Super Smash Bros. Melee) and Roy (From Super Mario Bros. 3). This is the first definition of the term/character, so I must remain professional here.

Alear is also known as the Toothpaste hair protagonist

“I like the fact that there is a new Fire Emblem, but I can’t stop laughing at Alear’s hair colour!” -Loyal Nintendo Fan/Average Twitter User

Switchforce

Giant moron on YouTube who makes clickbait Nintendo videos for infants online. Stretches each of his shitty, poor quality, almost no substance YouTube videos out for 10 minutes just so he can earn a tiny drop of that YouTube money he gets from his very low view count because he can’t get a real job. Recently got obliterated on Twitter for his dogshit videos and opinions by people who are older than the age of 6.

“Switchforce is at it again, making clickbait videos every six hours about absolutely nothing like his life depends on it. What an idiot.”

-Me

Reverse Reverse Sweep

When a sports team loses a fuck ton of matches in a row, but keeps losing instead of making a comeback. The opposite of the Reverse Sweep. A truly pathetic act.

News Article: The Buffalo Sabres have now lost 13 games in a row this season

Hockey fan: Jesus Christ, this is the longest fucking Reverse Reverse Sweep ever!