Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.

George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!

Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.

Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah

FaceBook Woodwork

The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .

Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!