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Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.
George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.
Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!
George: Say what?
Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!
George: Genius!
The act of posting something to facebook after many months or years of not posting, thus surprising people that you have an account .
Jamien: Let's lock up the championship this weekend!
George: Hell yea!
Kevin: I had no idea George even had an account. Guy came out of the facebook woodwork!
A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.
Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower
Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah