I love cock

What you put as a status when you hack someones account on Facebook

Male: I love cock
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G-forces

Determines your level of highness/ quality of your weed.

1-2g's; red eyes and giggling
3-5g's; when it feels like the couch is eating you.
6-7g's; hard to walk, if you can even get to you feet or move.
8-9g's; An amazing moment when the floor or a patch of grass is the best napping place because you can't make it to the bedroom without eating all food in the area.
10g's and up; the moment when you lay down in bed and can feel the world rotating.

Person 1: "this shits heavy mannnn. "
Person 2: "what do you mean?"
Person 1: "it's got some major g-forces, you'll feel the earths core making the planet spin."

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