Nein

The thing my german girlfriend yells when we have sex.

Bill: When we have sex, my girlfriend yells in pleasure
John: That's weird, mine just yells her age, I don't want to hear her yell "Nein" every day, It's really annoying

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Smart

Not me

Person: Do you know a smart person
Me: Well, I know it isn't me

Retarded

The idiot writing this

The person writing this is retarded

Sex

What I do with your mom

Person 1: What did you do last night
Person 2: Your mom, her and I had a lot of sex