shit that yet

"Shit that yet" is a phrase used when flirting with an elderly person and you are wishing to inquire about their adult diaper.

Hey Granny, how's your night goin? Nice diaper, shit that yet?

Tami-itis

A horrible disease in which its victims are stricken with the feeling of fatness, laziness, pms, emphasema, and alcoholism. If not treated quickly, effects will become permanent.

Sorry, I've come down with a severe case of Tami-itis. I wont be able to work for the next year. Could you please bring me a couple cartons of cigarettes?