east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.

Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)

dan quayle

Our dumbest Vice President

Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

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alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

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Red state rock

A type of music favored by people who live in red states or more conservative areas of blue states. Bnads in this category include Creed, Nickelback, 3 Doors Down, and Hinder.

Person from Mississippi: "Have you heard the new Nickelback? They's real good!"

Person from Massachusetts: "Fuck no! I don't listen to that red state rock shit!"

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Game Dude

Alexander Badr, also known as the Game Dude (YouTube name: alexander4488), is a whiny, egotistical game reviewer who is just a carbon copy of the Angry Video Game Nerd, minus any of the Nerd's wit or effort. He constantly revises his shitty game reviews while failing to realize that his reviews are still unfunny and boring to listen to. He constantly checks YouTube to see if anybody's mocking his lack of talent, and then make 7 videos bitching about the 6 minute long video that he's criticizing. He'll probably read this and post a video about it too (or make a definition glorifying himself)

"My God, that Kanye West's ego is reaching Game Dude proportions."

Game Dude: LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE!

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C3-PO

Gold plated droid from Star Wrs who is clearly gay even if nobody sees it.

C3-PO has a crush on R2-D2.

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Tiny Dancer effect

(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.

The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:

Serial killer: Any last words?

*Tiny Dancer starts playing*

Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...

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