Rockstar shower

The first shower after a long camping trip or dirty period, usually lasting more then 15 minutes a Rockstar shower can also describe the greatest shower you have ever taken. You can't be a Rockstar forever, but you can have your 15 minutes of fame.

Paul just got home from burning man, and is now taking a Rockstar shower.

Dude, that was definitely a Rockstar shower.

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Knit her a scarf

(Verb) When you take it way too far. Most commonly used when a guy asks a girl out in the completely wrong way.

Josh: So I really like this girl, so I gave her a cupcake with her name on it in sprinkles.
Hank: Dude, you're totally knitting her a scarf.

Fred: So Doug totally knit her a scarf for valentines day.
Bill: How so?
Fred: He sat outside her house for five hours while she slept just to give her a ride to school.

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