high as fuck

being ripped off your ass

person #1: "Dude where the fuck am I?"
person #2: "We are chasing a poptart through a forest dude."
person #1: "Well when the fuck are we gonna catch it because i got the munchies like a mutherfucker."
person #2: "We are high as fuck."

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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china

person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."

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hepatitis

a disease of type A, B, C, D, or E. you can get hepatitis if someone pees in your soup or you dont use a condom, actually, you can get hepatitis from spit, so dont kiss anybody without using a dental dam or else you WILL die.

want to play hepatitis? first person to get all the letters gets to give a blowjob to all the losers.

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Transformers

1)A race of Transmetal beings with the ability to physically reshape themselves in the form of vehicles and/or weapons. 2) A popular toy of the early to mid '80's that spawned a cartoon and comic book series.

My parents bought me that new Transformer for my birthday!

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townie

British cockroaches

It's crawling with townies, I say!

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scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch

Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?

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Pies

Lame Twat Who Smokes Far Too Much w33d.

I'm too Pied to launch meh fleet.

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