Tonday

Noun. (Pronounced Tun-Day)

Workday Tuesday after a Monday holiday when you have two days worth of work to finish in one day.

Co-worker 1: There’s so much work to do after the holiday yesterday...

Co-worker 2: They don’t call it Tonday for nothin...

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Texit

When Texas finally secedes from the United States.

I can’t wait for Texit, we should have let em leave years ago.

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