Texit

Exiting a highway without using an off ramp.

"Hey man, you missed the exit. Don't worry about it; just texit right here".

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Texit

When Texas finally secedes from the United States.

I can’t wait for Texit, we should have let em leave years ago.

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Texit

A word describing a text (sometimes fake) that causes someone to leave from a scene or social encounter.

"Yeah, I saw Sarah for sec, but she took a quick texit and havent seen her since."

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Texit

Kind of like “Brexit” for Texans. When you need to leave Texas before it becomes fully controlled by neo-fascists.

When I realized that Greg Abbott was a fascist, I knew it was time for a Texit.”

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