Onoway

Onoway is a small town somewhere in Alberta, a trashy canadian province. We have 3 churches and everything is horribly overpriced. Our highschool OJSH is a wreck and the kids here think they're more important than they are. Filled with queer kids, stoners, alcoholics, wannabe cowboys, and pedophiles.

"Hey, you ever heard of onoway?"
"No, where is that?"
"Nevermind."