Gamer land

A magical place, where cringy 12-year-olds and 30-year-old virgins can live together playing video games. And everybody wears one of those stupid gamer T-shirts

Gamer #1: “BRO HOW WAS THAT NOT A HEAD SHOT!!!!!!”

Gamer #2: “ Well that’s gamer land for ya.”

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Myles

Myles is Usually the funny friend. He can make anyone laugh. Girls want him, men want to be him. But don’t try to date him, he only loves himself

“That Myles is really hot”
“Don’t try Myles’s are all Narcissists”

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Manhattan sewer

This is a pretty simple sex move. Started by shitting in your partners mouth, then receiving a blow job. Then you kick them in the stomach. The mixture of shit, cum, and vomit create a substance similar to the Manhattan sewers.

“ Sis what happened last night you look rough? ”
“ I was with a guy last night, and he performed a Manhattan sewer.”

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