Dog Years

The term dog years refers to a popular conception that household pets—specifically dogs and cats—age seven years for each human year.

For example, a dog of age 9 would be said to be "63 in dog years".

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Pastafarian

Portmanteau of pasta and Rastafarian.

Pastafarian (noun) Someone who believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Pastafarian (adjective) Having qualities relating to a Pastafarianistic ideal.

(noun) Joyce is a Pastafarian.
(adjective) Her thoughts and beliefs were considered Pastafarian to most.

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Porn

What the Internet was made for.

Let's go watch some porn. ;

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Feminism

The radical notion that women are people too.

I support feminism to a degree.. Those extremists are just crazy, though. Ever notice the word history? HIS-STORY? We're not going to change it to satisfy the ravaging lust for equal everything.

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