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Originally coined by the ever-excitable Uncle 'Ass-to-Ass' Hank in the movie Requiem For a Dream upon seeing two naked girls insert a large dildo in their rectums and then 'push it real good', the usage of this phrase soon became so widespread that it became a universal reply to any question, situation or insult.
Would would you like for breakfast?
ASS TO ASS!
Where shall we go on holiday this year?
ASS TO ASS!
What should we do if the stairwell catches fire?
ASS TO ASS!
You are such a dick, Mr Murphey.
ASS TO ASS!
I hear that penuts are extinct in certain mountainous areas of Paraguay.
ASS TO ASS!
You're acting like a certain child who was here recently.
ASS TO ASS!
I'm gonna pwn you, n00b.
ASS TO ASS!
Surely that's enough, now.
ASS TO ASS!
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A dish of green peas which someone has, with or without permission, ejaculated onto. This most commonly occurs with mushy peas or pea soup, as the semen can be stirred in so the person eating the dish is unaware of the hidden ejaculate.
While this is generally a cruel and unhygienic practical joke, the eater often develops a taste and, later, even cravings for wankypeas. This can be troublesome for single women who then have to source extra semen to season their pea dishes.
It is considered a delicacy in Venice.
"Don't you think this pea soup tastes funny?"
"Yeah, when you went to the toilet, I spunked in it. Enjoy your wankypeas, loser!"
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