Taiwanese Spunk-slapper

That moment when a Taiwanese person slaps the growing smelly mold on your dick crease.

Mike: Dude! I visited Taiwan for my summer vacation and I witnessed Taiwanese Spunk-slapper in action!
James: No way, man. I was the Taiwanese Spunk-slapper!

Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

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