Crample

The unfortunate moment when your anus cramps while playing good ol' rugby with your mates.

Matt: Duude, I got a bad case of Crample last game, can you fill in for me?
Robert: Sure man, hopefully I don't get Crample too.

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Crample

To feel claustrophobic, or cornered.

I'm in such an uncomfortable situation! I feel so crampled.

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crampling

The act of crushing sea shells on a sandy beach with ones foot, thus enabling the creation of more sand.

Crampling is my favourite thing to do on a beach. I just love being responsible for creating more sand!

crampled

An adjective to describe wrinkled, bunched up old pussy lips. A cross between crumpled and menstrual cramps (related to the woman's age.)

I was just about to fuck this cougar that I picked up in the bar the other night, when I slid down her panties and saw the nasty crampled pussy.

I love fuckin that crampled old MILF pussy. Too bad it's your mom's. Heh.

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