plasturbate

Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.

What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!

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tdat

In 48 hours' time. Anagram for The Day After Tomorrow.

Dude, have you started studying for tdat's big exam yet?

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masturcard

A credit card that is used almost exclusively for buying porn online.

Woohoo! Another Britney sex vid hit the net today... time to charge something to the ol' masturcard!

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