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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
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Masturbating over a naked mannequin or 3d-rendered nude image, as opposed to the real thing.
What a weirdo... he gets off to those fake 3d-rendered nude chicks! He plasturbates!
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1. Masturbating as a result of drinking heavily.
2. Drinking alcohol while masturbating.
I plasturbated so much after i got home last night.
I'm so lonely i plasturbated with my friend Jack Daniels.
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To massage your own worldview by rejecting facts or other information that conflicts with it. To condemn the expression of opinions that differ from your own. To deny the validity of all worldviews other than your own. See plasturbate.
"He refuses to listen to what other people have to say; he just plasturbates."
"Don't bother talking to her unless you like hearing plasturbation."
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Using an AI-powered sex doll to masturbate. Plastic + masturbate = plasturbate. Not to be confused with 'sex'. Gender neutral term.
After Emma left me I bought a plastic sex doll. I've been plasturbating ever since.
Sorry Mark, I'm going upstairs to plasturbate. You don't stay hard long enough.
the act of masturbating when you are drunk, or "plastured"
Bro that dude over there is in a gnarly plasturbation sesh.
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