Utopia

Utopia in Four Steps

Chapter 1: Don’t be a Bitch

If you’re reading this, you’re a bitch. But you can change. Trust the process.

Chapter 2: Life as a Non-Bitch

Not being a bitch includes:
- Clapping cheeks
- Obtaining a bag

Yep. That’s it.

Chapter 3: Spreading the Message

After spreading cheeks in chapter 2, it’s time to spread the message. Look for any bitch you can find, and de-bitch them.

Chapter 4: A Bitchless Society

Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.

Now that we are bitchless with bitches, we can live in a utopia.