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When you walk on the room and youâre larger than everyone else, no words need to be said youâve just got that BDE
Whoâs that guy in the corner over there? Donât know, donât care.....heâs got that Bryson DeChambeau Energy (BDE) I want.
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Being forcefully Sodomized
Went out to the local saloon and next thing you know Iâm getting Astroyd. Not a good night.
A Costa Rican sun god whom the natives have dubbed âone-ballâ. He is said to arrive in plain sight yearly and usually in late February. Though a god, his human-likeness and appearance brings a real hope to the people. During this time of mortal presence the people celebrate by taking pictures with and drinking with El Peloté. In his most recent arrival he was saved from certain death in Pacific Ocean by a tiny Tico. He can be recognized by his large hook nose and and CrossFit apparel.
Rejoice! El Peloté has arrived. Heâs right over there drinking a margarita and chewing on a raw fish. All hail El Peloté
The diametric opposite of whiskey dick. This dick is always ready for action and, thus, poses danger for all those who cross its path.
"Hey Kristin, you should go over and talk to that guy over there." "I dont know, do you think I should? He's got Risky Dick written all over him."
When a guy name Troy tickles your butthole
What a weekend. Golf, Titoâs, oh and I got Ass-Troyâd