Siomai Rice

Is a song made by Denzel Tomagos aka $ucc.
IDK the song became viral and i don't know what the song means really.
He states that when he is hunger, he goes to his school cafeteria and buys some siomai with some rice.
Siomai and cheap and tasty with rice :P

Juan: Hay nako... Gutom na ako... bili nga ako ng siomai sa baba.
(Oh god... I'm hungry... maybe I'll something downstairs.)

ATE! babili nga bo ng siomai rice
(SIS! Can I some some siomai rice

Ate:Bakit may kanin pa?
(Why do I have to put some rice in it?)

Juan: Sundin mo na lang ang order ko.
(Just follow my orders)

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Sex

Ahhhhh... the perfect word for you 3rd grade classmates to laugh on when your whole class studying about "The Reproductive System"

Teacher: Okay class, our topic that we're gonna tackle today is all about the reproductive system. Now first of all the first step of reproduction is sex and...

3rd grade nibbas: sex... ahHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHH

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T-Series

It's a slang word for "Gay"

Pewdiepie: You subscribed to T-Series so therefore you are gay

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