Nambour Christian College

A school for racist inbred twats who have nothing better to do than take the piss for every unfunny joke made on the internet. Their quote “gourmet cafe” tastes like nothing the way they describe it and they somehow manage to make rats shit taste amazing, while they have a knockoff prince harry as their headmaster. If you go to this school you are most definitely made fun of at dinner parties, and just stepping within 3 ft of the school for 2 seconds makes you lose brain cells.

“Mummy, why does no one like me outside of school?”
“Because you go to the only place Satan calls hell on earth: Nambour Christian College.”

NCC school

A school where stuck-up, inbred racists go to have their grades shat on by short stubby teachers. Also the home of the worst possible cooking I have ever fucking eaten in my entire life, they manage to make dirt taste like French chocolate and piss taste like gourmet lemonade.

“Hey did you hear about what happened at the NCC school in Nambour?”
“Who gives two shits lmao.”