Manny

A man's arsehole that has been subjected to such abuse it's now soft and mushy like that of a fanny (vagina)

Whilst the money was good. His onlyfans adventure had left him with a Manny

Bicockulars

Whilst wanking off two cocks, At the point of ejaculation hold them both in front of your eyes.

I had look through the bicockulars last night. I couldn't see fuck all, but my eyes don't half sting!!!

Chaviar

A nasty grey Slab of deep fried fish eggs from the chippy. The council estate dwellers feast on this in some pathetic attempt to appear sophisticated.

I went to the chippy last night. It must be giro day all around me was the lights of LA Gear and the stentch of chaviar

Quank

A pathetic attempt at self satisfaction that ends in nothing but a dry and painful humiliation.

You think your sex life is bad, I could only muster a quank last night... My ego is almost as bruised as my dick ☹️