Wichita

A medium-sized "city" in "Kansas". There's not much to say about it.

I'm going to Wichita. Far from this opera forevermore.

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idaho

State in Western US known for potatoes and neo-Nazis. State university is in Moscow, mascot is Vandals (how appropriate). Short border with Canada in appropriately named Boundary County.

Idaho is shaped like a gun.

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el

The Chicago elevated rail system and the biggest piece of junk in the world. Trains are slow, stops are located two blocks apart, trains stop in the middle of the track for no apparent reason and stay there for 5 minutes, stations are old, dirty and disgunting, the fare keeps going up, every once in a while trains crash. There are about 5 stops on different lines with the name "Western" and this could lead to confusion. The stop called "Central" is nowhere near Chicago's downtown. Many of the stations are elevated and don't have stair or escalator access, causing you to have to walk a shitload of steps. Luckily, the crappiness of the system means trains are rarely, if ever, overcrowded.

Tear down that piece of shit and bury it underground, where I at least don't have to look it at it on my way to work.

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Vancouver

Large city in the province of British Columbia in western Canada. Includes suburban areas such as Surrey and New Westminster in its metro area. A lot of movies are made here. Basketball team moved to Memphis, Tennessee.

I didn't know if I had arrived in Vancouver until someone told me I had.

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H-bomb

When a Harvard student or graduate casually mentions his affiliation with Harvard, usually in an attempt to impress people at a party or other social gathering.

Timmy dropped an H-bomb and the girls were all over him at the Tufts party.

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moscow

Capital of Moscow, Europe's largest city. Moscow is the richest city in Russia, but it's still somewhat poor. Moscow sprawls over 1000 square kilometers. Moscow is prone to disaster, such as with the recent subway bombing, university dorm fire, and water park roof collapse. Muscovites live in drab ugly prefabricated apartment complexes.

Moscow is the Third Rome and there will never be a fourth one.

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seattle

About as far away as you can go and still stay in the Lower 48. There is an obsession with kings there, with the now destroyed Kingdome, the fact Seattle is in King County, and KING-TV. Of course, the king of the world, Bill Gates, who partly contributed to this and every other entry on this page, lives near Seattle, in Medina.

Sir Mix a Lot is from Seattle.

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