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Having sex with a clone of yourself.
The answer to the conundrum of whether sexing up your clone should be categorized as incest or masturbation.
Q: When you have sex with a clone of yourself, is it incest or masturbation?
A: Neither. It's a clonejob.
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A person who will do anything in order to get high marks, often sucking up to (or sucking off) the man in the process.
Some ways to become an Academia Whore:
1. Sucking your prof's balls
2. Doing totally boring projects (50 page essays, anyone?) in order to score high marks
3. Not challenging profs when they're wrong
4. Not going out for beer with your buddies to do PDENG
Have you been busy sucking your prof's balls lately? You might be on your way to becoming an Academia Whore.
A: "You're such an Academia Whore, Bill"
B: "Yea I am"
B: "Shlurp Shlurp Shlurp"
Prof: "Oo yea play with my balls, you Academia Whore"
A: "Yo come with us to the bar"
B: "Naah I'm gonna stay home and be an Academia Whore"
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A cousin of the term Anaconda, the word Python also refers to a dick.
Someone who says they like Python is actually trying to hint to you that they enjoy dick.
As a statement of truth: "I have a huge-ass Python"
As a pickup line: "My python's very happy to see you"
As a euphemism for liking dick: "I like Python"
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