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black bagged

When your live in girlfriend or worse, Wife gets into a fury and puts your stuff in bin bags by the door ..Basically trying to kick you out.

Jeez, Arlo messaged another woman on insta saying she looked ''Sexy '' and his missus saw, went apeshit and cleared out all his stuff...Black bagged.

Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.

She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.

by Oakbark October 30, 2020

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Turdis

Turdis. Those Tardis- like portable loos that are set up on building sites in UK

Resembling the Tardis that Dr Who travelled in, the Turdis only travels under the steam of the delivery truck that delivers it for the relief of the workmen.

On big sites, there are two, called ''Turdi'' plural

''Bloody hell, ugh, was so hung over the stench from the TURDIS made me gag''
Oh no...I don't think I can hang on til knocking off time, the Turd is crowning..I'll have to brave the Turdis, and choose the least offensive one.

by Oakbark April 7, 2018


twizzle on it

Twizzle on it usually accompanied by a raised middle finger means 'go f&ck yourself'.

Used by secondary school kids in the late 1990's it has a level of popularity in West of England still.

''Bloody cheek! She wanted to knock me down on that quote:, I told her Go twizzle on it, cheeky mare''
''Can I borrow £20? ..answer ''Go twizzle on it! finger gesture you never paid be back from the last time!''

by Oakbark July 7, 2018


bladdergut

Someone who drinks a lot. Not only alcohol, but water /soft drinks too.
A Bladdergut has a huge need for liquids.
Bladdergut children are always at the drinking fountains or thirstily draining bottles of lemonade on camping holidays without sharing or saving drink for their siblings.

James is such a bladdergut....he guzzled all the lemonade and saved none for us, selfish git.
Watch Nick...he is a bit of a bladdergut, he will want to use your loo and will pee on the seat.
Catherine is a thirsty kid...a bladdergut, has to have a drink with meals or can't eat.

by Oakbark September 3, 2018