Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.

P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.

cat second

One cat second is 0.25 of one human second.
Yes this is the same person who found dog second

P1:”Yo what is a cat second now?”
P2:”Seriously...fine...0.25 cat second is one human second”