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Eric Mays

Probably the most legendary councilman to walk the face of this earth.

He is still a TikTok sensation even posthumously. Were it not for him, the entire flint water crisis would've been swept under the rug.

He wasn't afraid to stand his ground and tell the truth, held true to defending his constituents, A solid American hero with backbone. He didn't take shit from anyone and was known to point out corruption.

This man carried an energy hardly anyone could match.

RIP Councilman Mays, you are dearly missed, sir.

Kate Fields: "Do I have the floor, do I??"

Eric Mays: *in mocking tone of voice* "NYES YOU DOOO!!!!"

Kate Fields: "thank you very much"
Eric Mays: "What a fool!"

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 May 3, 2024


ATMzoned

Like being friendzoned but you're seen as an ATM and not even a friend, it's the worst feeling in the world. Bitches who do this shit are gold diggers often do it to a LOT of guys who they lead on and see as "options", have been passed around like community twat, and cannot commit to relationships, let alone plans. One would have to be a real simp to keep entertaining such gold diggers.

guy 1: "Hey bro you still talk to kaitlyn?"
guy 2: "Fuck no man she only hits me up when she needs money, she still didn't pay me back even though she swore up and down she would for four weeks, and I'm not putting up with her foul ass attitude either, she leads everyone and their mom on so yeah she's nasty to me. Fuck being ATMzoned forreal."
guy 1: "oh goddamn... Good thing you cut the bad fruit off of the tree."
guy 2: "Honestly feels good, I've been able to put more money into my project bike and I have peace in my life."
guy 1: "Hell yeah I'll drink to that."

by OhBobSaget!!_1994 December 12, 2023