Ooming

An intentional mispelling of "coming" (referencing a typo in the most common bee movie script upload"

Often used specifically when one is summoned

"ok im here in the driveway now"

ok ooming, one sec

"Im making quesadillas now if you want some"

:oooooo, will oom over shortly

wink wonk

an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"

Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)

"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk

Obbing

A shortening of "sobbing", perhaps originating from a typo
is often meant to be read less seriously than the full "sobbing"
Can be typed as " 'obbing", but that's for nerds

"obb" can also be used in place of "sob", but this is less common

obbing, crying, dying

straight OBBING dude! wtf just happened 😭

dude,,, that work meeting,,,,, obb,,, its over

Blawg

A person (informal)
Can also be used as a filler word
Fills the same niche as "dude", "bro", "dawg", "homie", etc

Blawg don't even care

I tried to tell him but blawg wouldn't listen

Blawg,,,, its over for me, augh