Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.

‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’

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Geekoid

A geekoid is a dweeb that has become so infactuated by their book or computer game they can no longer shit properly, this caused urea and faeces to explode out of their mouth. They will probably have a name like simon or andrew

*Sees guy shitting out of his mouth whilst reading in the library*
‘Woh what a geekoid!’

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Yipper

Someone who would shit themself and pass out if they heard a firework

‘Look there’s a cat!’
*shits themselves*
-a yipper

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