Skirkmish

A short period of fighting involving renowned radio presenter, author and guitarist Shane Kirk from the bands Songs From The Blue House and Picturehouse.

A member of the audience was becoming rowdy, but after a minor skirkmish they soon saw sense and quietened down.

Con-flab

A conversation between 2 overweight people, often concerned with diets.

If you can squeeze into that seat, sit down and we'll have a con-flab.

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Scareful

The art of exercising caution while frightened out of one's wits.

If you're going down to the old boathouse armed only with a torch at this time of night to investigate the strange goings-on, unexplained disappearances, and terrifying noises, then just make sure you're scareful.