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Sex is fun everyone should do it once!

Ella:*cries in bed*

Ella's bf:Was wrong?
Ella:Should I know what sex is?
Ella bf:Yes bc i wanna do it with you right now
Ella:Jk i know what it is let's do it
Ella bf:*takes off her clothes and his clothes*
Ella's bf:*Sticks dick up vagina*
Ella:*Moans "faster daddy harder"*
Ella's bf:*in mind:Yas we didnt use protection now she will get pregnant and I will leave her for once and all!*

Ella:Harder daddy

Ella's bf:*Puts dick in her mouth*
Ella:mmmmmm
Ella's bf:do you like my milky
Ella:*moans*
~2 hours later they quit~
Ella:bb what you want for dinner
Ella's bf:idk

~3 days later~
Ella:I should take a pregnancy test....
Ella:*uses pregnancy test*
Ella:No no no...ITS POSITIVE...
Ella:This is no good...
Ella's bf:*Walks in*
Ella's bf:lemme see that
Ella's bf:Omg yay
Ella's bf:Goodbye ella were done.

That is what sex is, That's how babys are made.
🥵🥵

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020

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Dick

Another word for a Boys penis/pp You know the thing in between boys legs

Lele:...Since I'm quarantined with him nothing else to do then....
Lele:*Asks bf if he wants to have sex*
Jake:Ofc sexy

Jake:oh bb why are u waiting?dont u wanna~
Lele:Ok ok

Jake:*Takes off all her clothes and his*
Lele:*kisses his neck*
Jake:*feels her touch his dick*
Lele:c'mon bb
Jake:puts dick in her mouth*
Lele:mmmmmmmmnnmmmmmm

Jake:*puts dick up her ass*
Lele:*Moans*faster harder daddy
Jake:*post dick up her vagina*
Jake:*goes as hard and fast as he can*
Lele:*Screams*
Jake:Shh or my parents will come
Lele:*moans*
Lele:d-d-daddy s-s-s-stop
Jake:MY PARENTS ARE COMING
Jake:bb hide in the closet!
Lele:gets up*
Lele:*runs*
Jake's parents:Hey baby boy why is there a bra and...Underwear and...why are you so tired looking?
Jake:uhh Well...I went for a long walk!What bra I dont see a bra?
Jake's parents:Hmm...I here moaning?
Jakes parents:*opens the closet*
Lele:AHHHH
Lele:Its not what u think!
Lele:please!!
Jake's parents:YOUR GROUNDED MISTER And go to ur little Sexy Girls house!
Jake:let's go lele
Lele:but-but daddy your bed is so comfy

Jake:there gone I guess we can do it here
Lele:*gets out*
Lele:Faster daddy🥵🥵
Jake:I cant I'm tired I cant anymore and it's been an hour
~14 days later~
Lele:Baby I'm pregnant....
Lele:They said its 10 kids....
Jake:WHAT!?!?!?!

by OofOofOfOofOofUhhhOof April 27, 2020