Hand Meat

The meat of the hand that is sought by a cicada when it is held and attempts to stab it's proboscis into said hand.

First thing it did when I picked it up was go after my hand meat!

Jodi's Vent

A sewer vent by the interstate that smells like my wife's farts.

Jodi's Vent is quite foul tonight, innit?

reclussy

A brown recluse's pussy.

I'ma stuck that reclussy in my bussy!