vleis card

Similar to face card (essentially just your face, but from a beauty/vanity perspective), a vleis card is your penis, or a dick pic.

"Vleis" (rhymes with "face") is the South African Afrikaans word for "meat"

Girl, Peter I asked peter to show me his vleis card and, OMG, he's really packing!

liq

Derived from and used in place of the word "liquor". It was first used by two members of the well known ABXY group of friends from The Reeds, Centurion, South Africa in early to mid 2017. Since then it has spread across the country and even the continent.

"Is everything cool, bruh?"

"Yeah man, just lit off the liq!"

smellcoholic

A person who feels that they can never have enough deodorant, perfume or cologne. They sprey intense amounts in hopes that people think that they smell good when it is actually overwhelming.

Guy 1: Dude, you don't have to spray on that AXE Body Spray every 5 minutes.

Guy 2: I need to stay fresh for the ladies, man!

Guy 1: Wow... you're such smellcoholic

srn

SRN - Smiling Right Now

When you're chatting to someone and they say or send something funny or good, but not enough for you to actually laugh.

Friend: *sends meme*

You: "srn wow bro who comes up with his stuff?"

Samesexify

Samesexification is adding same-sex to anything that two people of the same gender are doing, to make them feel awkward.

Mike: “Let’s grab a beer after work, dude?”

Eric: “Yeah, I love same-sex drinking with you.”

Mike: 😐 “why would you samesexify that?”