Chabit

A Chabit is usually a bloke who wear big clunking boots all the time, lies about his level of physical fitness, and generally downplays how effective he is at pounding vag.

His nickname is Mr GotYoBitch and he will annihilate her sexually using various vegetables if she's down. Tell your woman to give Chabit a call.

Hey Chabit... would you kindly find a 12" pickling cucumber with bumps and take care of my girl?

Maurissa

A badass rug munching lesbo who will bitch slap your ass back to Africa if you fuck with her.

The lesbian leg-lock is her speciality and she loves double fisting.

When it comes to men a Maurissa usually has the ability to wrap her legs around your face, suck you in and spit you out!

Most people want her (and lots get Maurissas).

Person 1: That girl is so hot!
Person 2: I know - she's such a Maurissa!

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