Chabit

A Chabit is usually a bloke who wear big clunking boots all the time, lies about his level of physical fitness, and generally downplays how effective he is at pounding vag.

His nickname is Mr GotYoBitch and he will annihilate her sexually using various vegetables if she's down. Tell your woman to give Chabit a call.

Hey Chabit... would you kindly find a 12" pickling cucumber with bumps and take care of my girl?