Shurg

A cross between a shag and a shrug.
When you don't really care about who you are shagging.

Dennis: OMG...did you hear about Dorita??
Otis: No...What?
Dennis: Bambi tried to shurg her yesterday.
Otis: haha...bambi is crap in the sack tho.
Dennis: How do you know?
Otis: Don't ask...

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stupeedo

A stupeedo is a very fast person, wearing speedos.

Dennis: OMG look at the hot stupeedo
Tarzan: *cough* ur boyfriend is here by the way
Dorita: Smart move, Dennis
Otis: I don't like stupeedos, I like HEBS

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Shpappy

The word 'shpappy' means a state of utter happiness, but with a twist. When a person is shpappy their happiness is slightly overcome by spazziness.

Otis: I'm so SHPAPPY
Dorita: why??
Otis: Cos the reject gooseblob left me alone and finally took the hint that I don't like her. AT ALL.
Dennis: Lucky...
Otis: I KNOW!!! *dances*
Dorita: Whats your secret??
Otis: *taps nose* thats for me to know and for you to find out.
Dennis: You raped her didn't you?
Otis: *shifty eyes* No...
Dorita: LIAR!!! Gd one tho...

mecked up

When something has been, or is 'mecked up' then it basically means 'f***ked up'.
It's a handy word for when you're around parents or teachers...or maybe even the queen if you're lucky.

Dennis: OMG..my dog just ate my homework...
Otis: haha...shame Miss Dicksy is gonna kill you.
Dorita: Yh, your ass is grass dood.
Dennis: This is SOO mecked up man. Wtf am i gonna do??
Otis: Don't ask me. I don't have a dog..
Dorita: Sme.

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Wesbian

A wesbian is a person who lives in the land that time forgot, and stops.
She is generally a german teacher, but it can vary. The word 'wesbian' comes from the combining of the words 'welsh' and 'lesbbian'. So basically a lesbian from Germany.

Dennis: I have a german lesson with the Wesbian now.
Otis: haha...SHAME...dood.
Dorita: This is a serious matter, Otis.
Otis: er, why???
Dorita: Cos she can trap you in her world in which time stops.
Otis: OMG, we're never gonna see Dennis again *hugs*
Dorita: Yh bubi Dennis
Dennis: Oh I don't wanna die...maybe I'll bunk...

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TOM

Basically TOM stands for Time Of Month...
ANd we all know what that means.
(The womanly cycle if you don't)
(If you still didn't get that, then PERIODS)

Otis: Why won't you sit down on the sofa, Dorita?
Dorita: Cos its white...
Otis: So?
Dorita: Never sit on a white sofa with TOM...
Otis: Come again?
Dorita: Time Of Month dofus!

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Husbad

A husbad, is a husband gone bad.
He is also the husband equivalent for a whore.

Dennis: I heard Dorita and Otis gotta a dirvorce.
Sylvia: Yeah, because Otis turned out gay...
Dennis: I thought it was because he was a husbad.

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