biliblanket

A medical device used to treat jaundice in newborns.

A biliblanket is the best blanket for babies!

automated tissue image analysis

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret images of biological tissues, often obtained through techniques like histology or medical imaging.

Use the automated tissue image analysis correctly or you’ll ruin the cells’ family picture.

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

automated ECG interpretation

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret electrocardiogram readings.

Automated ECG interpretation is typically just studying the heart with electricity, computer algorithms, and software.

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

aspirator

A suction machine used to remove mucus, blood, and other bodily fluids from a patient for no reason

What is the aspirator going to do? Drain all my blood?

Bakri balloon

A medical device used in obstetrics to manage postpartum hemorrhage

We need the Bakri balloon before her ginormous period leaks everywhere.