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automated ECG interpretation

The use of computer algorithms and software to analyze and interpret electrocardiogram readings.

Automated ECG interpretation is typically just studying the heart with electricity, computer algorithms, and software.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


artificial urinary sphincter

A medical device used to treat urinary incontinence, typically in men.

So, artificial urinary sphincter is for typically men.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


autoinjector

A medical device designed to deliver a specific dose of medication or a therapeutic substance to a patient, typically through a subcutaneous injection.

An autoinjector is like a syringe but with a hidden needle.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023


Biophone

A combination voice and telemetry radio communications system used in the 1970s and '80s by paramedics to talk to the physicians supervising them from a hospital base station.

The Biophone, call people biologically.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


bedpan

A shallow, flat-bottomed container used in healthcare settings for patients who cannot easily get out of bed to use a toilet.

The bedpan feels like something that 5-minute crafts would make.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023


air purifier

A device designed to improve indoor air quality by removing contaminants in the air.

Person 1: Dude, you broke your air purifier.
Jack: I thought I had to purify it.

by Overall1728 September 22, 2023


Bair Hugger

A medical device used to maintain a patient’s body temperature during surgery.

The Bair Hugger is probably the best hug ever.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023