Eleonora

1.
Person who values the lives of animals but yet, slaughters plants.

2.
Synonym of vegetarian.

3.
A movement responsible for deforestation.

Example:
Animals: * produce CO2 responsabile for global warming *
Eleonora: DO NOT EAT ANIMALS!!!
Plants: * produce the O2 that human, plans and animals need to survive *
Eleonora: EAT THEM ALL!! EAT THE FUCKING PLANTS!

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Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"