Smart

You're not smart before you realise that you are stupid.

Because the more you know abaut one thing - The more you understand that you don't know about other things!

Then you realise that you are dumb! And you are therefore a smart kid!

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Runkert

Runkert is when you are going to take a blast with your hand and your dick. Mostly done by depressed guys, who really needs a girlfriend. Is often done more than 3 times a day.

*In november*
Friend 1: Fuck, i am out!
Friend 2: Of what?
Friend 1: I took a runkert and now i am out of "No Nut November"!

* Chatting with the boys*
Boy 1: Aight imma take a runkert.
Boy 2: Aight imma taka a runkert too
Boy 3: Imma take a runkert too, "chattes".
Boy 1&2: "Chattes"