chesterday

When chest day was yesterday. As a result, you experience limited mobility due to soreness and swollen pecs.

Jon: Hey man, grab my beer off the shelf.

Me: *grunting* uggggggghhhhhhhhh... I can't! Chesterday was intense!!

Expodentially

A term used by corrupt and elderly dementia patients with crackhead sons.

Hunter's crack habit went up "expodentially" after he knocked up a stripper.

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Kavanaugh'd

The act of lying about a man after years of silence, despite the man's own untarnished record while having a very public and distinguished profile.

Tim: Yo, did you hear what they're doing to Elon?

Eric: No, what is it this time?

Tim: Some friend of some friend heard that this girl was paid $250k to settle a harassment claim!

Eric: Sounds like he's being Kavanaugh'd!

Tim: I'm overwhelmed with shock