July 28

This person is an ABSOLUTE HOMO and likes an unhealthy amount of penis.

"WOW they must be born on july 28"

Brett

Leader of the Puny Pecker People, because his puny pecker is so unbelievably small that you cant even see it with a microscope. But he still get any girl he wants, and is extremely hot and sexy.

"OMG LOOK ITS BRETT"