Lebanon

A small town in central-eastern Pennsylvania with few redeeming qualities populated primarily by close minded people, none of whom had the balls to migrate away from this God-forsaken town. No nightlife, essentially unattractive people, and nothing in the way of culture. Most of the men are ignorant douche bags and the women are either fat and/or are desparately involved with the douche bags because they are so afraid to be alone they are willing to compromise and accept what little Lebanon has to offer. Come visit if you are seeking an extremely mediocre experience and you have a strong desire to experience regret.

I was initially upset about having to have an anal probe until I realized that at least I wasn't in Lebanon.

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