Tainted Meat

When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.

Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.

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LA9

If your from this place you either touch many children are a 6 foot 7 pedo or an 8 sandwich eating waffle copter schmuck named Deeper Impacts for example. Mainly all of the above!

Me: where you from Saville?

The nonce: I’m from kendal mate it’s rite wharm here in Kendal but I’d love to get messy in bownessy.
Me: you ok pal?
The nonce: aye m8 I will be if you send me a bath pic and come to live in big LA9 sonny Jim.

Wood Bummer

When your knocking up a pallet of window frame and you accidentally slip your peen into a nail hole and hammer it down. Mostly are joiners. If you need to know what a joiner is ask Nedklaw.

Me: aye up son how was work
Wood bummer: good son
Nedklaw: what you do?
Wood bummer: I’m a joiner
Nedklaw: what’s a joiner? what’s one of them then?
Wood bummer: let’s just say I have a lot of splinters in my one inch wonder son
Nedklaw: why’s that?

Wood bummer: well you know what they say about wood bummers!